1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:51,960 turn and begin to see this huge glowing aura coming directly from Boppa, who begins levitating 3 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,960 from his bed. 4 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,480 Well, I mean, that's new. 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,480 That's gotta be a good sign. 6 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,840 Yes, that must be good. 7 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,840 We should go. 8 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:26,359 We should go get that dragon lady. 9 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:30,959 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 10 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,959 Amy didn't like that. 11 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,959 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 12 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,239 I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 13 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:40,079 He, him also with me today is Amy More. 14 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:41,079 Duh. 15 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:46,359 It is me, Amy More, and I go by she, her, and I am playing a slew of characters 16 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:47,359 today. 17 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:49,439 I've got Sullivan Sleight, he, him. 18 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:55,239 I've got Thea, Mastasia, she, her, and a fun little bonus character I didn't know 19 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,320 I was going to be playing. 20 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,400 Nighthunter, she, her. 21 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400 Let's do it. 22 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,960 And Karla Max did. 23 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:08,560 She, her, all of these gals also go by she, her. 24 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,000 We've got Yen Poldnuri. 25 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,719 We've got Anelia Strong, and we've got an Euryxia's Akra, better known as Glim. 26 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:17,719 And Tom Laird. 27 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:23,320 Yeah, that's me, he, him, and all of the characters I am playing also go by 28 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,040 he, him. 29 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:33,599 There's Lint, there's Telgir, there's Moot, there's probably one or two more. 30 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:34,599 Who knows? 31 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:35,599 They're all here. 32 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:36,599 Are you a janitor at some point? 33 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:39,399 Like cleaning up inside that first aid tent? 34 00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:40,399 I mean, why not, right? 35 00:02:40,399 --> 00:02:41,399 That's right. 36 00:02:41,399 --> 00:02:43,519 Well, as far as we know, the janitor's still locked away, right? 37 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:46,759 So he's still locked in that cell because he bamboozled Yen Poldnuri. 38 00:02:46,759 --> 00:02:49,039 He does not bamboozled, that's true. 39 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,639 Yeah, lots of things happening. 40 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,199 But you know where we don't bamboozle people? 41 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:54,199 No, yeah. 42 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,960 Where's that, Amy? 43 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:56,960 Over on Patreon. 44 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,960 Oh, yeah, we never bamboozle you. 45 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,560 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon. 46 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,760 We're straight up with what we give you over there, which is a whole bunch of sweet bonus 47 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,760 content. 48 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,760 It's pretty serious. 49 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,760 Like the many, many episodes we have where you can find out all about Opal, who 50 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,560 apparently became king, Night Hunter, and Elia. 51 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,320 You know, sometimes you just have to write your own history, Tom. 52 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,360 And when you see your DM not not curbing into that, you just got to just take the 53 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,800 bull by the horns and make him king in your own timeline. 54 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,040 I mean, was I supposed to be making you king? 55 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:33,840 Anybody else wonder if, like, he's definitely, like, put a spell on everyone in that town 56 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:34,840 to make him think he's king? 57 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:40,840 I don't remember in his character backstory that his parents were the rulers of this area. 58 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:41,840 No, I don't remember that. 59 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,840 This is a different timeline, you know? 60 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,200 It's been a long time since we talked about that. 61 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,440 Who knows what's changed in a backstory, right? 62 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,960 I mean, characters evolve, their histories evolve. 63 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,520 Do their paths evolve? 64 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,520 I don't think that's right. 65 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,680 The history books? 66 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:01,200 Maybe while he was a king, his dad became the king. 67 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,320 And then when his dad passed, now he's the king, so it wasn't... 68 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Sure. 69 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,320 I can see that. 70 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,320 Yeah. 71 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 Okay. 72 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,879 Now, are we talking like a violent coup or is it just like order of success? 73 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:13,320 I really don't see... 74 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:20,879 We're getting too deep into the Opal backstory here, but I don't see Opal throwing a 75 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:21,879 violent coup. 76 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,240 No. 77 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,240 Like sending... 78 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,240 No, I meant Opal's dad. 79 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Oh, sure. 80 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,240 In order to actually... 81 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,560 Because normally it is a pass down through family type of thing. 82 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,680 I guess we don't know Tabaxi culture. 83 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,680 But what happens... 84 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,839 Or how old Tabaxi's lived to, because maybe his dad had to wait that long for 85 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:44,680 grandpa to kick it and finally him for to become the king. 86 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,680 He lost seven of his nine lives by then. 87 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,279 Yeah, he had to wait for him to become the king there. 88 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:49,279 That's right. 89 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,480 To make this story short, when you are a patron at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 90 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,280 you get an episode dedicated to you. 91 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,920 Like today's patron, Lindsay Bowen. 92 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,720 Lindsay, I tried to throw to you so many times. 93 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 It's true. 94 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,840 Someone said royalty and I was like, you know who else is royalty? 95 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,520 And then everyone talked over me. 96 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,560 Lindsay, you're royalty. 97 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,560 That's right. 98 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,560 You are. 99 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 Agreed. 100 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Lindsay, you're royalty. 101 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Thanks, Lindsay. 102 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,040 Is actually also playing with us in the games that are running in the other episodes. 103 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:24,480 So thanks, Lindsay, for being here with us and hanging out on Patreon.com slash dumb 104 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,480 dragon cast. 105 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,480 Come join us over there. 106 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,480 Okay, bye. 107 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,480 No, not bye. 108 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,480 This is the beginning of the episode. 109 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,480 What are you doing? 110 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,480 Don't say goodbye. 111 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:37,879 Russ has this manic opal knot of stress inside of him. 112 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,879 He should not be elected to DM when he's playing that character. 113 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:46,040 He is turning into player Russ, which is very chaotic and dangerous for DM Russ. 114 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,040 Get it together right now. 115 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:53,080 We'll talk about this in the downtime, but this is an anchor point where maybe a little 116 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,480 chaos is needed. 117 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,480 Fuck it, let's play. 118 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,480 Fuck it, let's play. 119 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,480 Fuck it. 120 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,480 Let's play. 121 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,480 Scared. 122 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,480 I'm Batman. 123 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,480 This is unsettling. 124 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,480 Not Batman. 125 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,480 You're Batman. 126 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,480 Okay, I'm Batman. 127 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:25,000 A well adorned temple is before us, built with steel and stone structures, gold ribboned 128 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:34,199 through everything as Flint and Bort push open large doors that echo through this sparse 129 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:38,920 chamber and take a few footsteps inside. 130 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:47,519 Up at the altar, Flint, you immediately notice the cleric who ran service for you when 131 00:06:47,519 --> 00:06:49,519 you were growing up. 132 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:51,519 Father Murren. 133 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:52,519 Yeah. 134 00:06:53,039 --> 00:06:56,039 Got a little situation here. 135 00:06:56,039 --> 00:06:57,039 Yeah. 136 00:06:57,039 --> 00:07:02,039 He sits up from a pew where he's having a nap. 137 00:07:02,039 --> 00:07:05,039 All right, that's what we're doing. 138 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:06,039 Huh? 139 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:09,039 Oh, hey, hey, Flint. 140 00:07:09,039 --> 00:07:12,039 Oh, sorry to wake you. 141 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:13,039 No, that's okay. 142 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:14,039 I was sleeping, sitting up. 143 00:07:14,039 --> 00:07:18,639 You know how us and the god business got to do it. 144 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,039 We got to just sleep when we can. 145 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:22,039 Take it when you can get it. 146 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,040 Right. 147 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,400 It's tough to tell if it's day or night down here under the ground, too. 148 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,400 So what can I do for you? 149 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,400 It's a golden hour, so you're right in between. 150 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,400 Who's your friend? 151 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Well, this here is, well, his name's Bort. 152 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,400 Hi. 153 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Turns out he's, we're sharing a body. 154 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Well, it doesn't look like you're, I see both of you. 155 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,400 It doesn't look like you're sharing a body. 156 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,400 Okay. 157 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,840 How to say this? 158 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,840 Yeah. 159 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:59,760 Without sounding like you don't, maybe, maybe how we say without sounding like there's 160 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,120 a couple. 161 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:08,080 You're a man of faith and belief that souls and spirits. 162 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,080 Yes. 163 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,080 Yes. 164 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:17,880 So what if there were two spirits or souls that were trying to inhabit the same vessel? 165 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:24,159 Well, that would be very problematic for one or both of them. 166 00:08:24,159 --> 00:08:30,600 How would somebody go about and separate the two of them? 167 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:38,679 Well, there's rituals that could be performed to transfer one soul into another vessel, 168 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:53,960 be it a recently deceased vessel or an actual container of sorts. 169 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:58,200 But again, this doesn't look like an issue that is bound by you. 170 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,320 It's like, I have a friend who is dealing with this kind of thing that we need to 171 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320 talk about, Flint. 172 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 Yeah. 173 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:09,600 Yeah, I've got a friend that's dealing with this thing. 174 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 Okay. 175 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:16,840 Well, it's, you require someone of divine power. 176 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,240 Oh, that's why I came to you with this question. 177 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,240 Of course. 178 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,879 It's not something I've ever done or witnessed, but it is something that I have read where 179 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:32,760 the two souls themselves, depending on how long they've been for, can be salvaged. 180 00:09:32,759 --> 00:09:37,200 But if it's been a while, they tend to merge. 181 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:41,159 We'll just estimate and say like 11, 12 years. 182 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:44,720 That seems like longer than anything I have ever read. 183 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,720 Okay. 184 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,439 So like seven years? 185 00:09:47,439 --> 00:09:49,080 Is that more along the speed? 186 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:57,519 It is believed that after a point, it's tough to say because souls are, there's 187 00:09:57,519 --> 00:10:04,079 There's no precise way to determine how a soul merges with another one. 188 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:11,600 But after a set point, those two souls begin to merge and their worlds become one. 189 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,579 Okay. 190 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:19,240 So let's say that they have done this merge and the worlds have become one. 191 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,799 Is there any way to separate them then or is it like too late for that? 192 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:36,360 Well, with the right person, with the right reason, and a ritual that is performed to 193 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:46,200 perfection, it could be possible to separate them. 194 00:10:46,960 --> 00:11:00,280 your eye as you're talking to Father Murren, you see a lush, rich forest come into view. 195 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,840 You turn to look at it, it's like there's this tear in the wall. 196 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:12,400 A bird flies out past you, Bort sees it and looks as it moves past, and as you 197 00:11:12,399 --> 00:11:21,600 follow this bird and it lands on a sculpture on the other side of the room, you look back 198 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:26,079 and the forest is gone. 199 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,480 Is the bird still there? 200 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,039 Yes. 201 00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:33,439 Does Father Murren also see the bird? 202 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:36,240 No. 203 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:46,440 Okay, so for the ritual, we need another, or my friend would need a secondary vessel 204 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,039 for the souls to be split into. 205 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:50,039 Yes. 206 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:58,320 Well, yes, somewhere for the soul to go unless the soul wishes to pass to their 207 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,639 great beyond. 208 00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:08,639 And kind of give like a little look and a slight turn of the head towards Bort, like 209 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,439 maybe this is something you're into? 210 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:16,399 Bort shoots eyes and like just like, it's just like a hard line across the neck to 211 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,159 say nope. 212 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:25,439 Okay, what kind of, this might be a dumb question, but what kind of vessel? 213 00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:27,919 Where does one just find an empty vessel? 214 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:40,079 When a person dies through natural causes, that could be a way. 215 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:50,599 I'm not saying it's the only way, but this is where it gets gray. 216 00:12:50,599 --> 00:12:52,439 How do you pick a vessel? 217 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:59,840 I think you and your background, you know how you can find a vessel. 218 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:05,440 Okay, now this might be a little bit beyond your know-how. 219 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:10,920 Is there a, I don't want to say specialty cleric because I don't think that's the 220 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,800 right term, but is there a specialty cleric who deals in this kind of thing? 221 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:21,080 There are tomes on it and many, myself included, have read on it. 222 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:30,880 I mean, gods have the power to do a lot of things, but who has access to a god, right? 223 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,400 It's a great question. 224 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,040 Certainly not me. 225 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:41,040 Then you would need someone who is close, who has been studying and exploring their 226 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,220 divine following for quite some time. 227 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:53,580 Their closeness to their god is or could bridge that gap. 228 00:13:53,580 --> 00:14:00,220 Okay, so Hail Mary pass for a god himself or herself or just someone who's like real 229 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:01,820 tight with one of them. 230 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:07,420 Yes, I mean, if this is something you're interested in, Flint, I mean, you fell asleep 231 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:15,060 so many times in service that I didn't, these are questions that are somewhat out 232 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:19,100 of the blue for me, but I mean, was this covered in the services? 233 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,780 Because I feel like this would have kept my interest pretty good. 234 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:29,220 No, to be, no, and not not directly, and maybe that's that's my bad. 235 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:34,780 I will review my sermons and see if we can't liven them up. 236 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:39,020 But with that, if this is something you're interested in, I could I could show you 237 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,540 the tomes and see if there's anything that you can glean from them yourself 238 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:43,820 and help your friend. 239 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,620 I mean, I'd love to have a look. 240 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:50,820 He beckons you and you follow him down a spiral staircase. 241 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:54,020 He's walking a few paces faster than you. 242 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,020 Can I just push board down the stairs? 243 00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:01,420 Try no, that's your your character. 244 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,060 You can do what you want to do, Tom. 245 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,300 I won't stop you. 246 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,340 I brought my own character and you do what I wanted. 247 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,780 The camera pans down. 248 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,260 You see Flint's leg kick out. 249 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:11,419 Whoops. 250 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:20,500 You follow down these stairs and Father Mern is getting is moving faster and 251 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,620 faster and quickly moving down these stairs. 252 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:27,539 And as you are moving and following him and trying to keep up with him, the 253 00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:35,340 the steps, like the echo that was happening softens and you begin to hear 254 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:39,860 the sound of wildlife and trees and breeze blowing through. 255 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:45,300 And you get to the bottom of these stairs and it opens into this lush green 256 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:50,379 forest, board steps down behind you. 257 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:57,740 And he turns and looks at you and says, are you seeing what I'm seeing? 258 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:05,539 Man, we're this close to getting some answers and I don't know what to do now. 259 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:21,940 We cut back to the medical tent and standing outside of the tent as we pan 260 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:26,139 into view are Opal and Sully, who are just kind of kicking the dirt outside. 261 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,860 What are you out here for? 262 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:34,980 Well, I mean, I'm in charge of this whole place, but they don't let me near 263 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,420 things of great importance. 264 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:42,980 So you're the king, but you're not allowed to do anything important? 265 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:49,020 Not when it comes down to, I'm not really the most helpful when it comes 266 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:53,060 to dead bodies and blood just kind of makes me feel weak in the knees. 267 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,740 Oh, they don't keep dead bodies in there? 268 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,900 No, it's like the, it's like the first aid tent. 269 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,460 It's like people trying to get better. 270 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,500 Oh, oh, that's why they didn't let you in there. 271 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:05,980 Okay. 272 00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:15,299 We move inside and Bahamut is levitating in the center of the room, this 273 00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:22,259 brilliant illuminating aura coming off of him and everybody is in this room. 274 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:28,500 Except for Sully and Opal, we've already established they're out. 275 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,980 Everybody else is in this room. 276 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:38,220 I feel like Flamingons is definitely crisscross applesauce on top of Grantz's bed. 277 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,180 Hey, hey, hey, how long has he been doing this? 278 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:48,660 And Moot is just pinching Glim with his crab claw on the arm. 279 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,220 No, keep doing it. 280 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,180 Glim, are you seeing this? 281 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:54,220 I keep pinching because I feel like I'm going to wake up. 282 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:58,140 I can't believe I thought he was gone and then I thought maybe he would 283 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:01,140 just be unconscious forever and now he's glowing and floating. 284 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,060 And like, I don't know if you remember, because I don't really talk about 285 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:07,140 him so much anymore, but that is like totally on brand for him 286 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,740 because it's so awesome. 287 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:09,940 I mean, it's pretty amazing. 288 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,140 I am just going to keep pinching you though. 289 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,700 Yeah, please do because it's reassuring that I'm not 290 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,060 waking up as you pinch me. 291 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,540 Elia, so who is Shiny Guy? 292 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:24,780 I'm not really sure, but I mean, it is pretty amazing. 293 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,820 It's very impressive. 294 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,780 I mean, I can't deny the spectacle of it. 295 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,820 I'm not sure. 296 00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:32,339 Opal, just be so mad he's not here. 297 00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:33,379 He's going to be so mad. 298 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,659 He's missing all of this. 299 00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:39,179 Turn around and Opal's head is peeking through just big eyes. 300 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:40,779 I make that tssst. 301 00:18:41,259 --> 00:18:41,579 Ah! 302 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,659 No, he makes a cat. 303 00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:44,500 It's getting out of there. 304 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,019 You know the one. 305 00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:47,099 Yeah, no, it's nothing in there you want to see. 306 00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:48,299 It's totally fine. 307 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,019 I'm just going to sit here. 308 00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:53,899 Like, I can see the shiny light coming out from underneath the... 309 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,059 I know, right? 310 00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:57,179 Listen, I'm only out here babysitting you, so it's fine. 311 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,220 I'll get filled in later. 312 00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:00,500 You're babysitting me? 313 00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:03,500 We flash back to Inside the Dead. 314 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,539 A moment goes by and it's like stunned silence. 315 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:21,420 Everyone who is slightly injured, not unconscious, begins to stir in their 316 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:27,100 beds, like they are being healed. 317 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,299 They unwrap bandages and cuts go away. 318 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,900 Bruises and broken bones seem to heal themselves. 319 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,900 Yenbl, are you seeing this? 320 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:39,660 I... 321 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:41,420 It's unbelievable. 322 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:43,380 Look at this, this man over here. 323 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,660 He had a huge cut on his head and now it's disappearing. 324 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:55,460 And the corporeal form of Bahamut begins to float down and right itself 325 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:56,779 at the side of his bed. 326 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:03,539 He's seated there, the aura beginning to fade. 327 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:14,700 He opens his eyes slowly and he looks around at everybody and stops on Glim, 328 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,539 who's... 329 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:17,259 Doing Zumba? 330 00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,100 Still getting pinched. 331 00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:22,019 All right. 332 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:25,380 Glim, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Glim, oh my God, oh my God. 333 00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:26,819 Are you okay? 334 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:27,900 What can we do for you? 335 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,259 You're here. 336 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,019 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 337 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:31,660 I'm fine. 338 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,860 It's nice of you all to break me out of there, hey? 339 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,580 Well, it wasn't easy. 340 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:45,620 The world's kind of, I mean, things are pretty bad. 341 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,420 Yeah. 342 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:52,060 Sorry, is anybody allowed to talk to the God or is it just her or I 343 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:52,940 don't know how to do this. 344 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,660 Yeah, no, it's chill in here. 345 00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:57,340 Oh my God, I was whispering that to Yenbl. 346 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,500 Your hearing's amazing. 347 00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:04,899 Hello, hello, God, it is, it is nice to have you with us. 348 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:10,459 Yes, just do a once around here, Bahamut, got all your names all ready. 349 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:12,299 Oh, wow. 350 00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:13,099 That's convenient. 351 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,139 It's nice that you're all here. 352 00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:23,740 You were in different organizations, I guess, when I last saw you, but that's 353 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,019 all right, we'll sort it out later. 354 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,379 What, what are we, where, where are we at? 355 00:21:30,859 --> 00:21:34,539 I mean, like literally or existentially or. 356 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:38,339 In the, in the, in the stream of, in the stream of life. 357 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:44,980 Oh, um, I mean, there's not a lot of life left in the world, just a 358 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:48,379 lot of orcas followers. 359 00:21:48,419 --> 00:21:48,819 Right. 360 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,500 A lot of death. 361 00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:51,019 Right. 362 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:51,459 Yeah. 363 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,419 A lot of zombie things happening. 364 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,259 Yeah. 365 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:56,419 We got anything to drink? 366 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,019 Oh, let me get you a glass of water. 367 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:58,539 Of course. 368 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,980 Oh, no, no, no. 369 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,140 Oh, something to drink. 370 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:03,779 Something to drink. 371 00:22:05,779 --> 00:22:06,460 Of course. 372 00:22:06,539 --> 00:22:07,060 Of course. 373 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:07,820 All right. 374 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,380 She comes back with a Fanta. 375 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,100 Welcome to the middle. 376 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,700 The middle, the middle. 377 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:25,100 It's where we talk about things. 378 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,540 Stuff and things and stuff and stuff. 379 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,660 And it's Christmas time. 380 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:30,340 You Fox. 381 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:36,420 Hey, I mean, I mean, I think maybe just the repeat song would 382 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:39,580 be maybe better preferable at this point. 383 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:42,340 I mean, is this just a cute pet name for our listeners now? 384 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:43,180 What's up? 385 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:43,580 Fuckers. 386 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,460 I think I'm comfortable. 387 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:53,500 I just started sweating all flesh. 388 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,660 She's like, take it back. 389 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:55,380 I love you guys. 390 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,700 I don't I don't like it. 391 00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:58,740 I mean, it is kind of funny, though. 392 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,019 It is a little bit funny. 393 00:23:00,019 --> 00:23:02,660 Especially while I'm over here being like, what's up, fuckers? 394 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,259 Yes. 395 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:04,900 Carla's left the room. 396 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,220 She's like, I can't do this anymore. 397 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,420 Not the podcast. 398 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,300 I mean, I think about it. 399 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,180 And if Amy said that to me, then I would like it. 400 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,900 So I think it's probably fine. 401 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:18,820 We apologize if we've offended you. 402 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:19,900 Oh, no, I don't. 403 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,980 No, you know, you know, you know what you got into in here. 404 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,620 The obligatory. 405 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,299 And if that's what got you. 406 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,380 Yeah, this is your first time listening. 407 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,019 And then if that's the case, you've got to go way back. 408 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,339 Go way back. 409 00:23:34,339 --> 00:23:35,940 And you know that it's all in love. 410 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,860 This middle is all about just saying how next week 411 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:41,620 we're doing a sweet crossover with our good friends from Dum Dums and Dragons, 412 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,700 which we've played by now. 413 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,700 And it was just a riotous good time. 414 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:51,299 So funny and fun and awesome and like that thing happened. 415 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,220 Yeah, I got a little confusing with the with the multi Tom. 416 00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:58,139 Well, there was actually a confusing bit about the other guy named Tom, 417 00:23:58,139 --> 00:24:01,220 because I looked in my calendar on Saturday morning 418 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,579 and there was a thing that was like seven a.m. 419 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,940 Russ and Tom discuss crossover. 420 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,740 And I was like, what in the fuck is this? 421 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:08,740 It's like eight thirty. 422 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,059 I'm like, well, I missed it. 423 00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:15,099 Oh, no, I was like, I don't know when this got added to the calendar, 424 00:24:15,099 --> 00:24:15,859 but I missed it. 425 00:24:15,859 --> 00:24:17,139 And he's like, no other Tom. 426 00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:18,460 I'm like, OK, perfect. 427 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:19,180 Don't worry. 428 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:21,099 And then he was like, other Tom. 429 00:24:22,099 --> 00:24:23,419 Hold on a minute. 430 00:24:23,419 --> 00:24:24,299 Who is this person? 431 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:26,740 If there's another time I could show up to my meetings, that would be great. 432 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:28,700 That would be ideal. 433 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,019 So that's coming up next week. 434 00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:31,940 And it's going to be great. 435 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:32,980 We hope you listen to it. 436 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:36,859 It's another two parter one episode on their feed, one episode on our feed. 437 00:24:37,259 --> 00:24:39,779 We would love for you to check them both out. 438 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,419 Hoo boy. 439 00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:44,419 Lots of good jingle bells happening in this one. 440 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,659 Let me just tell you. 441 00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:47,220 Jingles and jangles. 442 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:47,819 Yeah. 443 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,019 Amy's just been staring at Russ the whole time 444 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:51,460 since he said, oh, boy. 445 00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:53,980 But like in Russ's voice, not in Grant's voice. 446 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,059 And it's like, are they merging? 447 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:58,379 And then he said, like, there's lots of jingle, 448 00:24:58,379 --> 00:25:02,539 but like he's using it as like a noun and an adjective at the same time. 449 00:25:02,539 --> 00:25:05,779 And I'm like, jingle bells. 450 00:25:05,779 --> 00:25:07,259 I don't see what the problem is here. 451 00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:08,139 No problem. 452 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:08,819 Look forward to that. 453 00:25:08,819 --> 00:25:11,779 Go subscribe to Dum Dums and Dragons as well to make sure you get, 454 00:25:11,779 --> 00:25:12,579 you know, that feed. 455 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:13,579 So that's coming out next week. 456 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,740 And then we're off for a whole week, everybody. 457 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:18,220 Bizard. 458 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,220 One week. 459 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,299 And then we're back at it. 460 00:25:20,299 --> 00:25:22,700 It's the week we take to rest our voices. 461 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,019 We don't speak for an entire week. 462 00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:25,779 Just save it all up. 463 00:25:25,779 --> 00:25:28,259 We're going to a silent yoga retreat. 464 00:25:28,259 --> 00:25:29,220 That's right. 465 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,380 I'm going to a yogurt retreat, so. 466 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,660 Oh, did I misread the invitation? 467 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,859 Yeah. 468 00:25:34,859 --> 00:25:37,019 It's just all Denon all the time. 469 00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:37,819 Not a sponsor. 470 00:25:37,819 --> 00:25:39,700 Not a sponsor, but Denon, if you're listening. 471 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,220 Will there be Gogurt? 472 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,819 Yeah, we hope so. 473 00:25:44,819 --> 00:25:45,900 I don't know where to go from Gogurt. 474 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,660 Me neither. 475 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:47,180 Yogurt. 476 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,100 No one ever does. 477 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,820 No one ever does. 478 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,340 All right. 479 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,220 Thanks, everybody. 480 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:55,220 Have a great Christmas, holidays and New Year's. 481 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,580 And we hope to see you again on our next episode. 482 00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,220 OK, bye. 483 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,300 Love you. Bye. 484 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,500 Love you. Bye. 485 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:10,180 So I got to lead this thing, I guess. 486 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,820 Well, I mean, 487 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:16,099 no one else knows what to do or even where to start. 488 00:26:16,859 --> 00:26:19,259 Yes, if you could offer. 489 00:26:19,259 --> 00:26:21,659 Guidance or. 490 00:26:21,659 --> 00:26:26,379 Inside, they're all very willing to do the work, 491 00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:29,939 but you have to maybe point us in the direction. 492 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:34,139 We can even start small, like how do we wake these two up? 493 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,500 They haven't started glowing and hovering like you did. 494 00:26:37,779 --> 00:26:39,139 Well, they probably won't. 495 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,779 I don't think they're gods. 496 00:26:42,779 --> 00:26:45,940 This one might think he is nailed it. 497 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,619 Well, we all know who he's pointing to. 498 00:26:47,619 --> 00:26:48,740 Oh, yeah. 499 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:49,779 Well, let's see here. 500 00:26:49,779 --> 00:26:54,460 He walks over, gets stands up slowly, walks over between the two, 501 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:57,220 holding his Fanta in one hand. 502 00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:02,539 Not a sponsor, but they could be stands between the two of them 503 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:06,099 and holds his hand out over Flint. 504 00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:09,940 This light comes from his hand. 505 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:14,259 Shines down on Flint, but nothing, nothing happens. 506 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,980 This one's not quite ready yet. 507 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:23,620 Ready, meaning like, like it will happen. 508 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,779 Five more minutes in the oven. 509 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:30,420 Well, he's he's a key player, so it's going to have to happen. 510 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,299 We're going to have to figure that out. 511 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:40,180 He holds his hand out over Grancis, same glowing light. 512 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:44,980 And as Grancis begins to stir. 513 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:51,220 Of course, this this one, this one, he was ready. 514 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,619 He was just. 515 00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:55,220 He's seen some things. 516 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:58,339 He's actually been awake this whole time. 517 00:27:58,339 --> 00:28:01,740 He's been just been enjoying the sponge baths. 518 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:02,700 I don't. 519 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:07,380 Grancis begins to stir and he opens his eyes. 520 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:11,140 Slowly begins to prop himself up. 521 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:15,259 Oh, oh, oh, goodness. 522 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:22,859 Oh, well, it's you've done some nice things with the with the sewer there, Leosan. 523 00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:26,259 Thea, Thea. 524 00:28:27,259 --> 00:28:30,420 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, hey. 525 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:36,340 Whoa, oh, boy, come on over here. 526 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:40,259 Hey, hey, you're pretty cool. 527 00:28:40,259 --> 00:28:43,940 Bonama just nods his head and backs off to give Thea space to take 528 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,380 a couple of steps forward. 529 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,500 Oh, yeah, she goes to his bedside. 530 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,980 Hey, hey, so. 531 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:53,900 When were you going to come and get me? 532 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,019 Oh, you know what? 533 00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:57,740 Lots of irons in the fire and you were one of them, my friend. 534 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,779 Oh, wow. 535 00:28:58,819 --> 00:29:00,180 Look, Flint's still over there. 536 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,420 God couldn't even wake him up. 537 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,379 We've had our hands full. 538 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:06,899 I tried to I was like in a ghostly plane at one point and I saw you and I was like, 539 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:14,660 Hey, Thea, Flint, but you didn't do anything. 540 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,740 Well, new law. 541 00:29:17,779 --> 00:29:18,579 Where's new law? 542 00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:20,859 Well. 543 00:29:23,019 --> 00:29:27,019 Oh, lots changed. 544 00:29:29,779 --> 00:29:40,819 We cut out to a scene in the center of town and Glim particularly is following 545 00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:42,019 very close to Bahamut. 546 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:47,420 Who else do we think would want to be? 547 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:51,940 I know everybody would want to be, but if we were to pick three particular 548 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:57,660 people, who do you think would want to be talking to Bahamut first? 549 00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:58,500 Opal. 550 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,300 All right, sir. 551 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,900 And I get to talk to the God. 552 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:05,100 You're technically my God. 553 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,500 You're on my property. 554 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:09,620 Squatter's rights. 555 00:30:10,779 --> 00:30:12,460 Possession is nine times the law. 556 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:16,220 I mean, I think Mute would go with Glim for sure. 557 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:18,980 They've been hearing about this guy for a long time. 558 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,740 Yeah, see what all the hubbub's about. 559 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,779 Yeah, Mute, Glim, and Sully. 560 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:30,619 You're at like a campfire that's just at the center of town. 561 00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:32,660 There's lots of people milling about. 562 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,500 You three have Bahamut's attention at the moment. 563 00:30:37,099 --> 00:30:41,619 It's good to see you've been hanging on to that book there. 564 00:30:41,619 --> 00:30:45,619 Some people might have given that up a while ago. 565 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:47,980 Well, I mean. 566 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:51,019 Oh, well, she never wavered. 567 00:30:51,299 --> 00:30:52,180 Not one minute. 568 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:55,620 Yeah, she's all like, I'm not going to give him up 569 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,940 and I'm not going to let him down. 570 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,460 Yeah, not going to run around and desert him. 571 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:01,900 Not a chance. Yeah. 572 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,180 I mean, I wish that was true. 573 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,220 Glim. He knows he's Bahamut. 574 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,420 I can't. He knows the truth. 575 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:15,060 I held on longer than reason dictated. 576 00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,380 And then my friend got hurt. 577 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,380 And I realized that was it. 578 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,420 She held on so long, sir. 579 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,500 You did. I lost my eye. 580 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,180 You did. 581 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:34,019 So he's like, I want to be a part of the conversation. 582 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,180 Look, I'm I'm sorry you lost your eye and. 583 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:44,259 Your hand. 584 00:31:44,259 --> 00:31:46,100 Well, I mean, that that wasn't your fault. 585 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,220 Or was it your fault? 586 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:48,820 I don't think it was your fault. 587 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:51,299 No, no, I don't think it was my fault. 588 00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:54,379 No, I wasn't here. 589 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,579 I was in I was in a prison cell. 590 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,740 That thing that gave me my new hand. 591 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,139 He didn't seem to know anything about you when I asked him. 592 00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:05,539 Well, you're dealing in some different things, aren't you? 593 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:07,980 I mean, it was either that or stay there forever. 594 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,500 So I think I made the right choice. 595 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,859 Yeah, we'll sort that out. 596 00:32:13,859 --> 00:32:16,059 I know that it might come in handy. 597 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,939 Let's just put it that way. 598 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:21,180 I mean, it already has with all you guys too soon being gone. 599 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:25,660 Like I was able to actually use some magic and and help out the team. 600 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:28,900 And Glim, I know that you wavered. 601 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,100 I mean, I still loved you in my heart, but I just couldn't. 602 00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:37,660 I couldn't dedicate myself to you once it was actively causing harm. 603 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:42,620 I mean, a loving God is about love, not about hurting people. 604 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:47,380 So but you're back and you're here. 605 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:51,860 And now all we have to do is find the other gods, bring them here. 606 00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:54,260 And save the world. 607 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,500 That would be a way to do it. 608 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,340 A lot of the gods are. 609 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:05,340 Are gone already, though. 610 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:08,500 But like not not all of them, though, right? 611 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,420 No, no. 612 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:13,420 He takes a big drink of Fanta, not a sponsor. 613 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:17,940 No, not not all of them. 614 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:21,820 I mean, there's a few that pass through the cell and came and went and. 615 00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:28,220 I get the I get the feeling that there's there's quite a few more. 616 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:34,580 Places judging by the state of the state, the world that right now. 617 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,140 That there's more of those facilities and more gods passing through the 618 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,060 through them. 619 00:33:42,619 --> 00:33:46,500 Yeah, it's an insensitive term, but passing through the meat grinder. 620 00:33:47,099 --> 00:33:47,899 Oh, boy. 621 00:33:47,899 --> 00:33:49,379 Oh, jeez. 622 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:52,019 Well, you know, work is he deals in 623 00:33:52,019 --> 00:33:54,619 the intricacies of. 624 00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:56,220 It's an accurate term. 625 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:59,259 It just. Yeah. 626 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,019 Out of curiosity. 627 00:34:04,539 --> 00:34:09,699 What happens to all the ones that we left behind, 628 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,340 like the group that rescued you? 629 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,780 They. They left some behind. 630 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:17,180 Are they going through that? 631 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,539 Grinder. 632 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:23,220 He probably eventually, 633 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,940 I mean, the cells themselves drain the energy back to. 634 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,820 The abyss, I presume, is where Orcus is, he siphons their power 635 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:37,300 and then when they are weak enough, he consumes them. 636 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:38,900 Oh, boy. 637 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:40,940 What a dick. 638 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:43,700 Yeah, I would think it would go without saying at this point, 639 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,780 but fuck that guy, am I right? 640 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:47,659 I mean, yeah. 641 00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:49,139 Oh, my glam. 642 00:34:49,139 --> 00:34:51,019 She's the wait. 643 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,780 I love it when she swears. 644 00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:58,900 So, I mean, I hate you just woke up 645 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,460 and now we're all like, hey, can you solve all of our problems for us? 646 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,900 But do you have any idea of how to solve all these problems? 647 00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:08,860 Well, yeah, I've got some. 648 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,380 I don't see everybody here who we need. 649 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:16,740 I mean, there's the there's the one who's still dealing 650 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,220 with some internal turmoil right now. 651 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:22,500 We'll have to wake him up. 652 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:26,940 And then there's some others that we'll have to find. 653 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:32,059 But, I mean, more importantly, there are a few places we need to send you. 654 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:35,579 All of which give us more time. 655 00:35:35,579 --> 00:35:37,620 OK, well, where do we go? 656 00:35:37,659 --> 00:35:38,980 What do we do? 657 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:44,139 Some some of you and he just kind of waves his hand to 658 00:35:44,699 --> 00:35:49,380 the the general vicinity where people are looking around 659 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,940 corners at the god in the center of their town. 660 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:57,699 Some of you will need to come back and tell me. 661 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:03,380 In Celestia, before it's taken, that this is happening. 662 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,179 It will happen. 663 00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:09,339 So so I tell you what and tell you. 664 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:15,980 Go. Back in through time. 665 00:36:16,539 --> 00:36:21,460 Oh, OK, yeah, yeah, naturally, like one does. 666 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,779 Well, you have the soul bridge jam, right? 667 00:36:24,779 --> 00:36:29,059 Uh, yeah, yeah, so we just need to go back in time, 668 00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:33,179 go to Celestia and warn you that Orcus is coming and then. 669 00:36:33,699 --> 00:36:37,099 Yeah, yeah, and then just like a watch out. 670 00:36:37,299 --> 00:36:38,579 Well, that's part of it. 671 00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:43,219 That's that's part one of what we call Bahamut's four pronged. 672 00:36:43,419 --> 00:36:46,699 Oh, wait, Sully, is your plan to just hide in the shadows 673 00:36:46,699 --> 00:36:49,379 until he walks by and then jump out with this warning? 674 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:51,259 Well, I mean, no problem. 675 00:36:51,259 --> 00:36:53,739 Maybe I'm not sure. I haven't really thought it out yet. OK. 676 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:55,980 That's one part. 677 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:59,419 We don't we don't necessarily that's not necessarily the first part. 678 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:02,819 But once we have all the pieces in play, that's a major part. 679 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:06,100 And sorry, it was Bahamut's four pronged plan. 680 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,900 Four pronged plan. 681 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,220 There's four prongs. 682 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:13,980 I probably should have put this one closer to the end, but that's OK. 683 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:14,820 We're here now. 684 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:20,260 So it's Bahamut's four non sequential pronged plan in no particular order. 685 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:23,100 OK. Another prong of Bahamut's 686 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,580 is, yeah, he's referring to himself in the third person. 687 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,740 He's a god. He can do it. 688 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:34,260 Another prong for Bahamut's four pronged plan is bringing your 689 00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:38,460 not not your, but bringing the sexy back. 690 00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:39,780 Sexy back. 691 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,980 Is that what he's called? 692 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:44,060 Flint, I think, is his name, but we can bring sexy back. 693 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:46,820 Yeah, I mean, he's got that deep V going on there. 694 00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:49,660 That Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, sure. 695 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,100 Yeah, no. So we need to. 696 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,060 OK, so we got to warn you. 697 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,460 We got to bring sexy back. 698 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:57,020 He's key. 699 00:37:57,019 --> 00:37:58,980 We've got to. 700 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,300 You may have already done it, maybe. 701 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:07,219 Recruit. Orcas's right and left hand. 702 00:38:08,179 --> 00:38:13,659 Recruit meaning bring to our side, the little one and the Dragonborn. 703 00:38:14,699 --> 00:38:16,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, them. 704 00:38:18,099 --> 00:38:21,300 OK, I feel like that's going to be tough. 705 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:25,500 Yeah, because they are just like really team orcas right now. 706 00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:29,579 Yeah, well, I mean, once one of them goes, maybe the other one will go. 707 00:38:29,579 --> 00:38:32,099 Maybe it's just one of them that we need. 708 00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:34,980 Which one? I don't know. 709 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,260 You told me, well, I mean, 710 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:41,460 you told me that that's what happened, 711 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,179 is that you recruited them. 712 00:38:44,179 --> 00:38:47,500 So I presume that you recruited. 713 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,980 What? Oh, because we've already. 714 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:52,380 Back in time and told me all of this. 715 00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:53,860 Yeah, OK, so sorry. 716 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:56,420 But you still ended up in jail. 717 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,539 Yeah. So I won and meant nothing. 718 00:38:58,539 --> 00:39:00,380 And did we not do it right the first time? 719 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,619 Was the hiding in the shadows the better plan? 720 00:39:02,619 --> 00:39:04,900 And we screwed it up. 721 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:10,340 Well, no, see, there's this thing about time is it's a construct 722 00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:14,140 and continuously moves forward in its own way. 723 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:19,340 So what happens is you come back and warn me and. 724 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:23,700 We're getting to the fourth prong, because we've got so far worn Bahama. 725 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:26,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got wake up sexy. 726 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:31,100 We've got recruit left and right hands. 727 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:35,340 Yeah, left and right hand and go to the abyss. 728 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,260 Oh, OK, now hold on. 729 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,660 Now it seems like sequence. 730 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,460 It seems like the sequence of these. 731 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:48,300 I understand that to you, probably time is all happening at once. 732 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:54,700 And it's not linear, but for us it is. 733 00:39:56,300 --> 00:40:00,060 So the sequence of the plan is sort of important. 734 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,660 Yeah, totally. 735 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,860 And when we're in the abyss, what are we doing? 736 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,940 Yeah, which one do we go to the abyss first? 737 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:10,500 Stopping, well, killing Orcas. 738 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,380 Oh, OK, OK. 739 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:15,539 What's the only place you can actually do it 740 00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,699 is in his home plane of the abyss. 741 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:20,219 That's new information. 742 00:40:20,219 --> 00:40:21,380 That's good to know. 743 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:26,579 But also you're going back to before he takes over 744 00:40:27,139 --> 00:40:30,579 all of the gods before he's all powerful and stuff. 745 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,019 OK, so first go back one year. 746 00:40:34,019 --> 00:40:35,699 OK, that seems like the first step. 747 00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:37,980 Yeah. Kill Orcas. 748 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:40,380 Yeah, OK. No, no, no. 749 00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,380 Yeah, I think recruit second. 750 00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:49,019 The hands and then kill Orcas and then wake sexy up. 751 00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:52,099 No, I well, what is he going to kill Orcas? 752 00:40:52,099 --> 00:40:54,140 Because I think that maybe that matters, too. 753 00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,500 He didn't come see me. 754 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,980 So I presume that maybe he went somewhere else. 755 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:04,900 Oh, so these it is non-sequential 756 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,539 because different people are doing. 757 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:10,460 We've been sort of on this whole like our own program 758 00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:13,820 where like we're doing our thing, you know, for so long. 759 00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:15,820 We don't have to do all these things. 760 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:19,500 No, well, I think you use the whole group. 761 00:41:19,699 --> 00:41:22,980 Right. I mean, we have we have you three. 762 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,780 We've got four others and then some others over there. 763 00:41:27,059 --> 00:41:29,980 There's a lot of there's a lot of irons in the fire. 764 00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:33,300 How many how many of us are working on this right now? 765 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,260 Or is that just going to destroy my mind? 766 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,220 That's not even going. Oh, shit. 767 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,420 Because what's going to happen? 768 00:41:40,619 --> 00:41:43,500 Is you're going to go back in time. 769 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:47,059 And time. Changes. Right. 770 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,659 These people here. 771 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:55,260 Probably won't see that change. 772 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,740 So they're like doomed to this timeline. 773 00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:04,539 If you go back and make a change. 774 00:42:04,539 --> 00:42:08,539 It doesn't necessarily stop what's already happening. 775 00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:12,259 It creates a new, happier timeline, hopefully. 776 00:42:14,139 --> 00:42:16,139 Well, that part sounds good. 777 00:42:16,139 --> 00:42:19,259 And also, like, it couldn't be much worse. Yeah. 778 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:25,940 I suppose just creating a new reality is just as good as fixing this one. 779 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,460 Or maybe it fixes it. 780 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:34,539 Well, you just said it. Oh, I've had a lot of Fanta. 781 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:40,340 OK, so do we talk to everybody else about this? 782 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:43,300 Are you going to have your own little side one on ones with everybody? 783 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,779 They're going to are we are we team captains? 784 00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:49,179 They're like a town hall style meeting that we have. 785 00:42:49,179 --> 00:42:53,259 And everybody sort of volunteers for particular duties. 786 00:42:53,259 --> 00:42:55,940 Not the council. Right. Like. 787 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:58,259 Well, I mean, he's is he not in charge? 788 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:02,019 As soon as we walked out, he yelled, I'm the one in charge. So. 789 00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:04,139 Yeah, he's been saying that a lot. 790 00:43:04,139 --> 00:43:06,420 I think that's just like his go to catchphrase. 791 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:09,339 It's a neat behind that fountain over there. 792 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,579 I think he's been following us the whole time. 793 00:43:11,579 --> 00:43:13,259 We'll give him a job. 794 00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:15,579 It'll keep him busy. 795 00:43:15,579 --> 00:43:17,619 That's probably for the best. 796 00:43:17,619 --> 00:43:21,259 I guess it's probably a good idea to have a council meeting and. 797 00:43:22,779 --> 00:43:25,339 Without me telling you who needs to go where, 798 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:29,940 you need to figure out who wants to go where. 799 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:33,779 Because if you tell us, it'll be a wrinkle in time 800 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,780 and it won't work out right. Possibly. 801 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,500 Now, I think I get this whole time. 802 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:42,900 Now you got it. All right. 803 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:08,700 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode one hundred six, 804 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,260 starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia and Sullivan Sleight, 805 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:16,820 Carla Maxted as Yenbul Nury and Glim, Tom Laird as Tulgear Heavyfoot, 806 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:20,620 Flint Firebeard and Moot, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 807 00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:23,580 Editing, production and sound design by Russ More. 808 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:26,860 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects 809 00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:29,860 from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 810 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:31,700 A huge thank you to our supporters, 811 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,860 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 812 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,980 To support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions 813 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:51,300 and get access to an exclusive podcast called The Adventures Of, 814 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:54,620 bonus episodes and much more, please join our Patreon at 815 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:57,300 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 816 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,260 You can also follow us at Facebook dot com slash Dumb Dragon Podcast 817 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:04,020 and on Instagram and Twitter at Dumb Dragon Cast. 818 00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:05,540 Thank you for listening. 819 00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:07,740 Have a great week. We'll talk again soon. 820 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:16,540 This is the part where just where Russ just breathes into your ears. 821 00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:20,540 As Russ coming back, he knows that Amy was right. 822 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,580 So he's trying to like bring himself back into his body 823 00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,980 and stop being player Russ. I mean, he'll never say it out loud. 824 00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:29,100 Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. 825 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,060 We know that's what that sigh meant. 826 00:45:31,059 --> 00:45:33,179 And Tom and I knew it. 827 00:45:33,179 --> 00:45:36,179 I knew one else singing to become one by Spice Girls in their head. 828 00:45:38,299 --> 00:45:43,739 I am now the whole time when you're like when two souls 829 00:45:43,739 --> 00:45:49,139 merge and become one, like when to become one. 830 00:45:54,659 --> 00:45:58,219 Bork comes in, come and make love to you, baby. 831 00:45:58,220 --> 00:46:01,380 Bork would. Yeah, he would. 832 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,420 Got to keep fucking. 833 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:09,540 I don't know if I can hold Keanu for as long as I'm going to need to hold it. 834 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,900 You hold Matthew McConaughey longer. 835 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,660 I mean, I just got to keep saying, all right, all right, all right. 836 00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:16,860 You have to get back into it. 837 00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:22,020 Just say, I know Kung Fu. I know Kung Fu. 838 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:24,700 This is OK. 839 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:26,380 How do we guide a conversation with a God? 840 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,540 Oh, I don't know. 841 00:46:27,539 --> 00:46:29,940 We're all just like, you know what I mean? 842 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,940 Yeah. What do you ask of a God? 843 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:32,980 You don't ask anything. 844 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:34,699 You just sit there in awe, right? Yeah. 845 00:46:34,699 --> 00:46:37,579 Or is Thea going to be like, can you fix my friend? 846 00:46:38,179 --> 00:46:40,659 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.